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Score is a built in variable which is easy to master with the right pickup lines. There are many actions which directly modify the Score variable. These actions can increase, decrease, multiply or divide the score by any number, such as penile circumference, facial hair, smell, wealth, douchy-ness, and son on.

How To Score ChicksEdit

Chicks are usually found swooning with other chick species often claming that their life is like that of a tramp with incompetent dental procedures. Yet they remain the most popular creatures in the universe. Chicks often have an almost magnetic attachment with shrapnel of all kinds, this includes but is not limited to:

  • Money
  • Foil
  • Edible Foil
  • Oscar Wilde's shiny metal teeth
  • Metallic lipstick
  • Ammunition

What Not To DoEdit

Chicks are very strange and nobody really knows what they want except other chicks, thats how lesbians score so easily. but don't think becoming a lesbian will solve all your problems.

  • grab her breasts
  • grab her "lady parts"
  • insult her
  • be nice to her
  • woo her
  • spit on her
  • not spit on her
  • pimp slap her
  • hire a hooker and encourage her that a threesome with an aids infected lady would be fun
  • treat her like a child (i dont know how this is going to work for pedo's)
  • tell her shes fat even when its a lie
  • repeat yourself
  • leave the toilet seat up (this will trigger an uber bitch-fit)
  • repeat yourself
  • insult her family
  • not insult her family
  • buy her too much stuff
  • buy her too little stuff
  • eat her
  • not eat her
  • not listen to her (this may cause you to kill yourself from listening to her bitch all fucking day)
  • masturbate (she'll think shes not good enough for you, which she's not for us encyclopedians)
  • dump her

And that would be about it, anything else is pretty much A-OK.

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